Him: (while playing MySims) Mummy, what are Sims?

Me: Well, it means 'simulations', which are, er, like, um, pretend things that you can play with as if they are real life.

Him: So, at church, why do we sing 'Oh, happy day, happy day, when you washed MySims away?'

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Him: Mummy, why is the food that comes with prawn crackers called chinese food?

Me: Because it comes from China.

Him: Oh. Is that why it takes so long to come to our door?

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Him: I love you Mummy.

Me: Oh thankyou darling, that's lovely.

Him: Just a little bit though. I love Daddy more.

Me: Oh. Why?

Him: Because you're only a bit funny. Daddy is really reeeally funny!

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Daddy: I love all my boys sooooo much. I especially love.....all of you!

Him: (laughs in a knowing way) But I think really that you love me the best.

Daddy: Why is that?

Him: Because I'm hilaaaaawious!